I Don’t Snore, I T-Shirt
Made to order
Fast local shipping
30-day guaranteeHeavyweight cotton blends chosen for comfort and durability — built to last through summers of riding and washing. True to size with a relaxed cut; between sizes? Size up. Full chart behind the Size guide link above.
Every order is printed fresh, usually within 1 business day, then shipped from the production partner closest to you with a tracking link by email. From print floor to your door, no hanging about.
30 days to return if it’s not right. Drop us an email and we’ll sort it — no hoops, no fuss. Real people answer.
SOFTSTYLE · RING-SPUN COTTON
This isn’t your average biker tee. Soft, breathable ring-spun cotton that holds its shape through summers of riding — and a lifetime of washes.
Printed to order, never sat in a warehouse. The print turns up as fresh as the day it was made.
30-DAY MONEY-BACK
Free shipping when you buy any three. Real people answer your emails, and every order is treated like it matters.
If the fit or the print isn’t right, we’ll sort it — no hoops, no fuss.
RIDER-OWNED, NOT CORPORATE
I’m Mike. I started Steel Horse because the tees I wanted didn’t exist — the ones that say something about the ride without shouting about it.
Cruiser, café racer, or just here for the Sons-of-Arthritis humour — you’re the reason this exists.
Ride in style.
— Mike
Steel Horse is a family-run business based in Weymouth, Dorset, on the south coast of England — that’s where the brand, the designs and the replies to your emails all come from.
To get your gear to you quickly wherever you ride, we work with trusted printing partners in the USA, Europe and Australia as well as here in the UK. Your order is made and posted from whichever one is closest to you, so you’re not sat waiting on a parcel crossing an ocean.
We do — worldwide. And because we’ve got printing partners spread across the UK, USA, Europe and Australia, most orders don’t cross a border at all. They’re made and posted close to home, which means less waiting and no nasty surprises at customs.
Wherever you ride, we’ll get your kit to you.
Every single order ships tracked — no exceptions. The moment yours leaves the print floor you’ll get an email with a tracking link, so you can watch it the whole way to your door.
It works both ways: because everything is tracked, if a parcel ever goes astray we can see it too. Drop us a line and we’ll chase it down or get a replacement out to you. No excuses, no shrugging.
Our tees are true to size with a relaxed cut, so your usual size is normally the right one. There’s a full size chart with real measurements on every product page — the surest method is to lay a tee you already ride in flat and compare it against the numbers.
If you’re between sizes, size up. It sits better under a jacket and stays comfortable on a long run. Still not sure? Email us and we’ll give you a straight answer.
Soft ring-spun cotton — the good stuff. Ring-spinning twists and thins the fibres before they’re woven, which is why the fabric feels smooth against the skin instead of scratchy, and why it keeps its shape rather than going baggy round the collar after a few washes.
Light enough to wear all summer, substantial enough to hang properly rather than cling. The exact blend varies by product and it’s listed on every product page.
30 days to send it back — refund or exchange, your call. Email us and we’ll sort it. No hoops, no fuss, no forms in triplicate.
